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Wednesday, October 27, 2010

RESPONSE TO BARNEY: And then I found 20 dragons dicks or whaterver

Barney,

I just read your blog post about reading fantasy books.  I would convince you to shy away from books all together and instead watch fantasy movies.  A picture is worth a thousand words, so if one frame of film is a picture, then a two hour movie is literally worth, like, 172,800,000 words.

In this case: 1,036,800,000 words...

You're getting the better end of the deal, AND you don't have to stop and look shit up when you don't understand something.  With a movie, you can just hit rewind.  Oh, and fuck foreign movies, cuz then you have to read them and you might as well be reading a book.

Movies I recommend (that can be purchased at Buck's Discount-Mart):