I just read your blog post about reading fantasy books. I would convince you to shy away from books all together and instead watch fantasy movies. A picture is worth a thousand words, so if one frame of film is a picture, then a two hour movie is literally worth, like, 172,800,000 words.
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| In this case: 1,036,800,000 words... |
You're getting the better end of the deal, AND you don't have to stop and look shit up when you don't understand something. With a movie, you can just hit rewind. Oh, and fuck foreign movies, cuz then you have to read them and you might as well be reading a book.
Movies I recommend (that can be purchased at Buck's Discount-Mart):
Dragonslayer.
Conan The Destroyer.
The Beastmaster.
Marley and Me.
Mac and Me.
MacGyver.
The Guyver.
Anything with Jonathan Lipnicki.
Lord of the rings: that one scene with the elf chick.
Anything with elf chicks. I agree with you that elf chicks are freakin' hot, especially when played by Steven Tyler's daughters lips!
Nothing foreign.
I hope you see my point, because it is the correct one. If not, try a book on tape. That way you can sleep through them and get twice as many things done in the same amount of time.
Your brother,
B.O.B.
P.S. Those red gloves are for oyster shucking, fantasy style.
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