Blond Monster Oreo Cookie goes well with Phantom Menace.

Both are disgusting, poorly conceived abominations that will leave you feeling sick to your stomach afterward.

 I feel compelled to point out some further similarities between these two bastions of suck. 

An Epic Poem, by B.O.B.

Peter picks Pam's poncho pocket
Howard eats Dale's bread
Steven snakes the drain, twas stuffed with
Hair from Mary's head

Billy bathes with Bob's new soap
Nathan picks Nick's nose
Tyson's left trips Tommy's right and
Hannah hikes her hoes

Words of wisdom from Barney and Nunchuck Kitty

Hi Gang.

Being the co-writer of a blog, and therefore smarter and more awesome than a mere blog-reader, I have decided to impart some wisdom at you fine folks so you can get your hootenanny on in style.   With me today is Co-Illuminator Nunchuck Kitty, my fine, furry, furious friend.

A flurry of fine, furry fury!!!

 So to make this simple enough for you to read and commence hootenanery at the same time, we will do a list.

Behold the List of Wisdom (and wet food)  

Really, don't EVER try giving Nunchuck Kitty dry food.  He will fuck you up.