Blond Monster Oreo Cookie goes well with Phantom Menace.

Both are disgusting, poorly conceived abominations that will leave you feeling sick to your stomach afterward.

 I feel compelled to point out some further similarities between these two bastions of suck. 



1.  Both the Phantom Menace and the Blonde Bonster Oreo are bloated corporate behemoth's bereft of all complexity and flavor.  

2.  Boss Nass's massive double chin was clearly modeled off of George Lucas's massive double chin. 

Bombad General

3.  Notice that there are FOUR clearly visible layers of double stuffed Oreo filling in the Blonde Monster Oreo.  This is roughly the same amount of fatty white shit as the creamy filling in George Lucas's massive double chin. 

Your mind powers will not work on me, Salad!

4.  When dealing with visual FX or Oreo filling, less is more.  



5.  From a metaphysical angle, the comparison between SHIT IT'S NUNCHUCK KITTY!  HE'S FOUND MY HIDING SPOT!

6.  This is Nunchuck Kitty!  Feed me your ridiculously large Oreo cookie or I will bash thee with my chucks!  

7.  Shit, I'd better do what he says. 

8.  You will if you don't want to feel the wrath of.....uhh...what in hell's fuck are you watching, and what is that horrible abomination on the screen?

9.  The Phantom Menace.  And that is a...Jar Jar Binks.

10.  Fuck-a-ding-dong assqueefery!  This is what you spend your time doing?  I thought you were a worthy adversary!  Whatevs, I'm out.  I'm not even gonna eat this cookie.  That's how much respect I just lost for you.  Not even gonna eat your cookie...  Just gonna take it, and throw it on the sidewalk. 

11.  K.  (sniffle) 

12.  You just got served.

13.  (sigh)  This wouldn't have happened to me if my article was about Dark Jedi Monster Cookie and Empire Strikes Back...

Coming Soon!  Dark Jedi Monster Cookie's epic battle with Nunchuck Kitty!!!

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